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Decoding Dictionary
Saturday, June 14th, 2008DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
* 40-ish…………………………….49.
* Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
* Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
* Average looking…………………Moooo.
* Beautiful………………………..Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure………………On medication.
* Feminist………………………….Fat.
* Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
* Friendship first………… ………Former Slut.
* New-Age…………………………Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned…………………..No B.J.’s
* Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
* Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
* Professional………………………Witch.
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Steamboat Pro Rodeo, June 13, 2008
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*This story is dedicated to Richard G. Fox, beloved father of Dalton who quietly passed away June 12, 2008. He loved to listen to Dalton’s stories of Dalton busting broncos, riding on long, dusty cattle drives, and hunting elk and deer in the great Rocky Mountains. I only had the pleasure of meeting [...]
