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Friday, December 5th, 2008“Okay, (zzzzttt) I promise not to touch the Christmas lights again!”
Lucky Dog
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008Anyone who has pets will really like this. You’ll
like it even if you
don’t and you may even decide you need one!
Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named ‘Lucky.’
Lucky was a real
character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a
weekend visit they
would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open
because Lucky would
help [...]
Colorado Calling…Can you hear me now?
Monday, October 13th, 2008How many bars do you have???
North Inlet Trail, Grand Lake and Rocky Mountain National Park
Monday, August 11th, 2008What’s there to do on a rainy day? Hiking…don’t let the rain stop you from getting outdoors! There are extra precautions you need to be aware of, such as flash floods and lightening, but as neither of these were the case, we decided to take advantage of the cooler weather and check out some [...]
Maxine - Joke
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Red Marbles
Sunday, July 27th, 2008I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.
I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean,
hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas.
I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green
peas.
I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering [...]
They Walk Among Us
Thursday, July 24th, 2008I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up a $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated [...]
Once Upon A Time
Sunday, July 13th, 2008Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry
me?’ The girl
said:’NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn’t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save
money, and had
all the hot water to [...]
Dogs Know…
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
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Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can ’sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?
Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at [...]
Are you a Martha or Maxine?
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
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*Martha’s Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine’s Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
*Martha’s Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, [...]
