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« Previous EntriesGore Pass, Colorado
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009With a bright, sunny sky over our heads we left for our first excursion in awhile. I’ve been managing a c-store since mid January, doing one of my ‘flips’ as I call it, spending many of my waking hours cleaning, ordering, adding new products and waiting for the hordes of customers to flock and see [...]
Do YOU Remember???
Monday, March 2nd, 2009Someone asked the other day, ‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?’
‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’ I informed him. ‘All the food was slow.’
‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’
‘It was a place called ‘at home,” I explained!
‘Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from [...]
Some Christmas Cat Humor
Friday, December 5th, 2008“Okay, (zzzzttt) I promise not to touch the Christmas lights again!”
Lucky Dog
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008Anyone who has pets will really like this. You’ll
like it even if you
don’t and you may even decide you need one!
Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named ‘Lucky.’
Lucky was a real
character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a
weekend visit they
would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open
because Lucky would
help [...]
Colorado Calling…Can you hear me now?
Monday, October 13th, 2008How many bars do you have???
North Inlet Trail, Grand Lake and Rocky Mountain National Park
Monday, August 11th, 2008What’s there to do on a rainy day? Hiking…don’t let the rain stop you from getting outdoors! There are extra precautions you need to be aware of, such as flash floods and lightening, but as neither of these were the case, we decided to take advantage of the cooler weather and check out some [...]
Maxine - Joke
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008Red Marbles
Sunday, July 27th, 2008I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes.
I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean,
hungrily apprizing a basket of freshly picked green peas.
I paid for my potatoes, but was also drawn to the display of fresh green
peas.
I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes. Pondering [...]
They Walk Among Us
Thursday, July 24th, 2008I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up a $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated [...]
Once Upon A Time
Sunday, July 13th, 2008Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry
me?’ The girl
said:’NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn’t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save
money, and had
all the hot water to [...]
