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Sunday, July 13th, 2008Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry
me?’ The girl
said:’NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn’t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save
money, and had
all the hot water to [...]
Dogs Know…
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
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Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can ’sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?
Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at [...]
Are you a Martha or Maxine?
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
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*Martha’s Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
*Maxine’s Way *
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
*Martha’s Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, [...]
Glossary of Horse Terms
Monday, June 30th, 2008
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Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.
Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big trail ride.
A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you’ve been to your
favorite tack shop.
Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.
Horse [...]
Don’t Step on a Duck
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, [...]
Noah
Monday, June 23rd, 2008In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said:
‘ Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans. ‘
He gave [...]
When to Start Cussing…
Monday, June 23rd, 2008A six year old and a four year old were upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what,” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.” The four year old nods his head in approval. The six year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with [...]
Wild Horses
Thursday, June 19th, 2008Has anyone noticed the little You tube video player located on the bottom of the left column? It’s dedicated to my horses, Lady and Dancer. Lady has since been sold. This is the first time I’ve been brave enough to even talk about them. All of you who know me, knew how much my horses [...]
Caller ID
Thursday, June 19th, 2008On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn’t answer the phone.
The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn’t answer, but decided to wrap [...]
Ponder This…
Sunday, June 15th, 2008On the first day, God created the dog and said:
‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’
The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I’ll give [...]
