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Once Upon A Time
By PK | July 13, 2008
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry
me?’ The girl
said:’NO!’ And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house,
never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never
argued, didn’t
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn’t save
money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater,
never watched
sports, never wore friggin’ lacy lingerie that went up
her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
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July 16th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Sounds like a dream come true!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Hmmm..you aren’t naming names!?!?!
Yes, you can come pick some lavender…
Barb
July 17th, 2008 at 4:39 am
OH…if we only knew before we did say yes!!!
July 17th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Hi Penna…
Hmmm… I don’t get it… duh
July 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am
This wasn’t written by me, but sent to me in an email. I thought it was funny, maybe only women understand this! LOL
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